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K McCrea said, January 30th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

I once ended up in bed with a guy and had really hot seemingly never ending sex. After several hours, we finally both decided to call it a night. As we lay there completely exhausted and basking in the afterglow of a wonerful night, I off-handedly mentioned that I thought I may have seen him out in the club at one time or another, The mood immediately turned sour when he got up, grabbed his clothes and screamed as he left “I must be real f*****g good. This is the third time we’ve slept together”

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T Stringer said, January 31st, 2009 at 4:46 am

When we are having sex sometimes if he is behind me , when he leans close it makes a sound like a big fart. I hate it. It is embarrassing and it takes a minute to get back into it.

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Ms. Sassy said, January 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm

LMAO!

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