It's Monday! I know Monday's usually suck. But this Monday you're going to be too busy trying to win the Ultimate Ms. Sassy Sex Giveaway. Take a look at all the goodies I have for one lucky gal, or guy, I don't discriminate. All you have to do is email Ms. Sassy the juiciest deets of one of your steamiest or most embarrassing sexcapades. It doesn't really matter just as long as it's good, and submitted by February 6th. The best Sassy Sex submission will win the goodies pictured, below, along with a few other trinkets not seen. Think about it. The more sex you have the less stressed you feel, the less stressed you feel the more relaxed you you are, the more relaxed you are the better you feel, the better you feel the more productive you are, the more productive you are the happier you are, and the happier you are the easier it is to spread that happiness to others. So I am helping you spread happiness to the world, which will eventually lead to world peace. Man, I'm so freakin' awesome! So submit you stories and do your part to make the world a better place.