Well, ladies and gents I hope you all had a great weekend and had some fun trying to put last weeks Sassy Sex Position of The Week to good use, or at least had a good laugh over it. While all of you were foot loose and fancy free I was glued to my laptop watching bootleg movies online and fielding emails from the masses. Imagine my surprise when I saw a response sitting in my inbox from Turned On. Apparently there was more to his story then he initially let on. So, I am revisiting his question. Turned On recently wrote:

Ms. Sassy,
Well you see, there have been other times that she has touched me sexually. Once she put my hand on her breast. She's changed in front of me, flashed me, she even gave me a lapdance once.
-Turned On

My Dear Turned On,
Why didn't you put that info in your initial email? That's a horse of a different color. Upon further evaluation and taking this new info into account it sounds like this girl that you're crushing on is nothing more than a bonafide tease. And let's face it, a tease is nothing more than an attention whore who isn't smart enough to use her personality to get people's attention so she uses her body. That's right, I said it!
This girl wants to have you at her mercy, which she totally does. Pry your balls out of the vice grip she's got them in and stop being so damn easy. For goodness sake man, have some dignity! Next time she puts herself out there in a sexual manner pretend like you're totally unphased. At that point the tables will turn and you can make her come to you. Once that happens, this girl is completely within your grasp. Nothing says, "Come to me" quite like pretending that you couldn't care less. We all want what we can't have.

Good luck with your conquest.