Dear Ms. Sassy,
I'm a 28 year old male. I've been married for one year, barely, and my wife and I are already separated. We now live 800 miles apart and hardly ever see each other. Everything came to a head when we couldn't get on the same page about when to start expanding our family. So, we decided to take a year off.
Well, with us living so far apart and me moving back to my hometown and hanging out with all my single friends, I've fallen into an affair. I don't really know how it happened, it just did. I know I should break things off but I'm a man and I have needs. Besides, my wife is the one who put me out. Am I really wrong for seeking the comfort of another woman?
-One Year Itch

One Year Itch,
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. Who the hell separates from their spouse less than one year in?! Why did you even get married? I know you're saying that starting a family is the reason for for the separation but I can't help but think that there's a deeper issue. Hell, any idiot can see that. Obviously you aren't ready to have kids, that requires you to not be a selfish bastard, which you obviously are otherwise you wouldn't be cheating on your wife.
What you need to do is put your tiny pee pee away and go home to your wife and offer to go to couples therapy. Bringing another woman into the equation isn't going to solve anything as a matter of fact, if your wife finds out it's going to make things a whole hell of a lot worse. Quit trying to recapture your days as a wild bachelor and act like a grown up. Break things off with your mistress and at least try to make things work with your wife. If after some counseling you come to the realization that you married her for all the wrong reasons then move forward with a divorce. Until then, keep your man-meat away from random women's hoo-haas.