Ms. Sassy,
Ok, so I’ve been in love with this girl for a while. She has made it pretty clear that she would rather throw up on her own face and run off a cliff than see me again. I’ve tried sleeping with other women and all that but for some reason whenever I see her, and it happens rarely now but even so I get a kick in my guts. How do guys get members of the opposite sex out of their heads when keeping them there is completely ridiculous and unhealthy?
-Do I Need A Lobotomy

-Do I Need A Lobotomy,
I really do feel for you. I think we've all been victims of unrequited love at one time or another. Honestly, there's no easy way to get this woman out of your head. You have two options. Option one is to pursue her until you finally break her will. Swallow your pride and get ready to have your heart stomped on if you choose this option. But it could work, sometimes it takes people a little while to recognize what's right in front of their face. Be your charming funny fantabulous self and after awhile she'll realize that she's developed a little crush on you. Option number two...fake it till you make it. I know it sounds cliché but people say it for a reason. It really does work. Just tell yourself how great you are and that it's her lose if she can't see it. Then go out and do all the things you love to do. Keep yourself occupied. It'll happen in no time that one day you'll wake up and realize that you're totally over her, and you will have kept your frontal lobe.