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"Reach for the sky!" No, I don't mean your hands. I'm talking about your feet. This weeks Sassy Sex Position is all about the guys. Seeing as how most of you probably sprained your guys peen, courtesy of last weeks sex position, I figured the guys could probably use a weekend of lying back and being serviced. This week's pick, the Southern Exposure position, is perfect for him to do just that.

The Southern Exposure is a variation on the common "lie there and take it" fellatio position. Your guy lies on his back with his legs raised straight up towards the ceiling. Other than that bit of exertion he gets to enjoy the feeling of you servicing him. As an added plus for him, because he is holding his legs in the air, you get full access to his groin area. So go crazy, just remember to lick the popsicle. Biting it could definitely lead to some very bad times.

If your guy is a lazy slug, hence is having a hard time keeping his legs up, you can also use your hands to support the back of his thighs. Believe me, it's totally doable, and good workout for your arms ;)

Guys, enjoy the treat. And I'll see you sassies back here next week for another Texas-sized Sassy Sex Position. And oh yeah, click here to check out this weeks Sassy Sex Freebie.

Ms. Sassy,
I have a roommate now and he literally is from the jungle. He's Filipino, and I'm discovering that there are TONS of things I have to make rules about that I never imagined I would have to do. He throws his toilet paper in the TRASH, he doesn't lock the door all the time when he comes home, he leaves faucets dripping, he doesn't turn off the lights when he's done with them, and he leaves clean dishes in the sink. I'm scared he might forget to turn off the stove since he's showing major signs of being a forgetful person.
I don't want to come off as a nagging roommate, but COME ON! I haven't even touched on the little things like the toilet seat being left up or MY Britta water filter not getting refilled NOR refrigerated. How can I tell if my concerns are legit or if I'm just being a nag? How should I approach him about all of my concerns cause I've addressed each one individually, but it seems like he needs reminders. He's a good person and we vibe very well, so I feel conflicted. I wanna keep him but I feel like he's a liability. Should I keep him or just kick his ass out? HELP.
-Conflicted Roomie

Conflicted Roomie,
First off, what's with the jungle reference? You're insinuating that your Filipino roommate is some sort of savage because he's from the jungle. A different culture doesn't mean worse or better it just means different. But your bigoted viewpoint is a whole other issue.
The issue at hand is your living situation. I've traveled all over Asia and I can tell you that your roommates little "habits" are nothing more than cultural differences. Most Asian countries don't have the best plumbing, so you don't flush toilet paper, unless you want to run the risk of clogging up the toilet. Hell, you're lucky if toilet paper is eve an option. In most instances you use a water hose to rinse, air dry, and then pull up your pants, so...This is the same with locking the door. I lived in a city in Korea and the crime rate was less than 3%. The big news of the day was someone stealing a bike. Do you see what I'm getting at?
It's not that you're roommate is forgetful, he just needs time to adjust to a different culture. If you two get along, then I would definitely keep him on as a roommate. I suggest making a list of house rules and then sitting down with him to review each rule. For every rule you have listed, take the time to explain why it's a rule and what could possibly happen if that particular rule isn't followed, i.e. "We both need to remember to always lock the door behind ourselves. You know, otherwise someone could just walk right into our apartment and take, or things or worse."
Once you've had that discussion, give it some time, about a month. If you're still having problems then let him know that his inability to adhere to the house rules is becoming a serious problem and that things need to change or else you're going to have to find a new roommate.

The Fugster Fergster and her pretty boy fiance, Josh Duhamel, finally tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday. According to The Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton, the two had many a celebrity in tow, including the newest celeb parents Rebecca Romaijn and her husband, Jerry O' what his name, Mario Lopez, and Kate Hudson, to name a few.

While I have loved Josh Duhamel since his days as Leo on All My Children, I can't say I feel the same way about Fergie. She looks a hot mess half the time and she sooo has "meth face." Don't get me wrong, I'm all for girlfriend pulling herself up by her bootstraps, but damn girl. You can't afford to get corrective cosmetic procedures done so it doesn't look like your pot marked face is melting off?! I say this marriage will last until Josh's receding hairline becomes too prominent. I predict their inevitable break will go something like this.

Damn it Josh, why can't you just get plugs or use the Rogain I buy you?!

Because Stacey, no amount of Rogain is going to save this!

I married you because you were so hot that you made me look hot. If you don't do something about your hair you're just going to look average. And then how will I convince everyone that I'm not a no talent having hag? The only thing I had going for me were YOUR looks! And now those are gone. *stumbles to car*

Baby wait. Where are you going?

To get a fix baldy. This marriage is over.

He'll hit the road and she'll go on a bender and we'll never here from them again until they recapture their 15 minutes by doing season 20 of Dancing With The Stars.

For more deets on their nuptials, click here.

Ms. Sassy,
My exes and I are "friendly," and no that's not code for I still fool around with them. I mean that I've never had a messy break up so my exes and I are still in touch, we check up on each other, etc. I will admit that at some point any one of them wants to reconcile, but I usually resist the urge. Well, I'm currently in a relationship and one of my exes, who I stay in touch with via Myspace, sends me love letters. I haven't actually spoken to this guy in years and I'm not interested in him romantically at all. Should I tell my current boyfriend about my exes wooing, or keep it to myself? I just feel like I'm hiding something from him by keeping my mouth shut.
-Spilling The Beans

Spilling The Beans,
It must be awesome to be you, every man who's ever come into contact with you falls hopelessly in love and can't forget about you? Wow, must be nice.
Concerning your problem? Girl, keep your mouth shut! Telling your current boyfriend that your old ex-boyfriend is "whispering sweet nothing in your Myspace ear" isn't going to do anything other than rock the boat. You're just bragging to him that your ex still loves you and he better watch out or your ex-boyfriend just might win you back. Tell your ex he needs to step off and respect your current relationship otherwise you two can no longer be Myspace friends.

Hey sassies!
We're one week into the new year and I am already driving myself crazy. So crazy that I'm leaving the big city, Los Angeles, behind for a few weeks and heading back to my adopted hometown of Dallas, TX. That's right, I'm going back to the land of Tex-Mex, big trucks, southern hospitality, and cowboys! Since last weeks Sassy Sex Position was inspired by the "Lone Star State," I figure I'll keep it going.

This weeks Sassy Sex Position is called the Side-Rider. I'm pretty sure that I rode a ride called that at a carnival I went to when I was little...Ah, good times. Oh wait, maybe that was side winder. Well, whatever. It was side something, and anyway that's not the point. The point is that this side riding position reminds me of riding a bucking bronco, side saddle. Yee-Haw, ya'll! Saddle up and hop on top of your guy. Essentially, the Side-Rider is the same position as the Reverse Cowgirl but with two slight variations.

Variation One: Mount your guy sideways, i.e. he lies north to south and you face east or west, whichever way allows for him to see your "good side."

Variation Two: Instead of kneeling you'll sit, kind of, on your partner with your feet firmly planted in front of you.

While this position is bound to take a lot more out of you, it also offers your significant other another view your body during sex, which is always a good thing. Sassy sex is good, monotonous sex is bad. Remember that, and also remember not to buck to hard. You don' want to sprain anything.

Ms. Sassy,
So recently my friends and I made a hookup list. We basically stated all the guys we either made out with or had sex with. Me I wrote down all of the boyfriends I have had. I had 25. When I looked at that number I was shocked. I feel like I can't have a stable long lasting relationship. Like commitment scares me or something. Am I doomed to not have a normal relationship?

Most of this is me venting. But if you can answer this I would think you're awesome.
-Commitment Phobia

Commitment Phobia,
Uh, how do I say this delicately? A "hookup" list 25 guys long does not make you commitment phobic, it makes you a bit of a slut. I'm sorry but I don't know what the deal is with you kids today. You just give up the panties to every guy who looks at you and then wonder why you cant get/keep a boyfriend. Let me let you in on a little secret. No guy, regardless of his age, wants to take a dirty ho home to meet his mother. It's just not going to happen. If you are determined to get yourself a boyfriend then I suggest you keep your legs closed. I'm not saying you can't have sex, although under 18 is hella young to be having sex, but goodness have some standards! Only self respecting young ladies are worth having a relationships with, in the eyes of most guys and their mothers.

Last night, while enjoying a brand spanking new episode of One Tree Hill, I was flabbergasted by a Clorox bleach commercial that ran during one of the breaks. The commercial was obviously targeted towards mothers, and instructed them to clean their children's toys and bottles using Clorox bleach. While that's all fine and dandy, the part that left me unnerved were the instructions that followed. Clorox instructed watchers to wash their child's things in bleachy water and then simply to let them air dry.

UHH...what happened to the rinsing stage?! What the hell Clorox, are you trying to get sued? Because let's face it, some numb-nut of a mother is going to go overboard with the use of bleach and will then pour something into her kid's bottle for him/her to drink, essentially feeding them poison and causing serious injury to the child.

For you geniuses over at Clorox, I don't know who you let convince you that that commercial was a good idea, but it's not. It's actually a very bad idea. If you want to avoid a crap load of civil suits from angry, albeit stupid, mothers then I suggest you pull the plug on this new marketing strategy, or mark my words. You'll be sorry.

Am I the only one who isn't understanding the appeal of scrawny pale dudes? Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good vampire movie. As a matter of fact, you might even say that I have a vampire fetish. Dracula has always been an interesting character to me. The thought of a super powerful mysterious man being so drawn to you that he makes you his forever by gifting you with eternal life, beauty and youth? Seriously, what's not hot about that? It's like marriage but without all the cons of growing old, becoming bitter, and dying.

Ugh, but the the idea of being tethered to Robert Pattinson sends shivers up my spine in the bad way. First of all, dude, stop sucking your cheeks in. No guy has cheek bones that prominent. Secondly, what do you have against going outside? And lastly, what's the deal with you hair? I mean, remember the days of yore when Buffy and Angel where the it TV vampire/mortal couple? He was all broad, chiseled, and manly. Can we get some vampires like that again?

Robert Pattinson, no women worth her weight in gold is going to want to do you if you look like a malnutritioned gay porn model. Eat some food, maybe go out during the day and get some sun, and stop sucking in the sides of your face! Follow those three rules and it will make it way easier to transition into a heavy hitter heart throb. Unless, you know, you're cool with the gay porn thing.

Good morning, all! (Or afternoon, depending where you are). It's that time of the week again. Time for the sauciest sassiest most bestest time of the week; it's time to unveil this weeks Sassy Sex Position! This weeks position pays homage to cowgirls, and is called the Reverse Cowgirl.

What prompted my choosing this sassy saddle riding position? Well, my boyfriend, or as I loving call him "the giant," is noticeably taller than me, hovering a good foot taller. I have to stand on my tippy toes just to plant a kiss on him. Needless to say some positions can get a little awkward because of our height difference. However, with the Reverse Cowgirl you can buck all up and down his bronco without any problems.

He lies on his back and you mount him, facing his feet. That's right, no face to face here, so you can have super hot sex while looking like an absolute train wreck. Although, if you have really bad back acne, this might not work for you. Staring at your red pimply back = NOT SEXY! He gets to lie back and watch you ride him from a different view. There's nothing quite like watching a girls bum go up and down and round and round on a guys fun stick. Hell, if you're feeling really daring, why not throw on some assless chaps and a Stetson hat. And don't forget to yell "Yee-Haw" when you climax.

Click here to check out this move. Happy riding!