Whatever! Screw you Greg Behrendt, ya jerk. "He's Just Not That Into You"...I swear, that idiotic phrase is doing more harm than good. If love, people, or even our emotions were that black and white then maybe him/her "not being into you" would make sense, but that isn't the case. Life is not neat and tidy, nor is it clean cut or black and white.

On the other hand, that movie looks good, and I have every intention on going to see it. But why do we need some guy to decode men for us? Honestly, guys you're not that complicated. If a guy treats you like boo boo, then he's just not that into you. And if he doesn't then he's probably very much into you. There, mystery solved. I'll be waiting by the phone for my offer to sign a multi-million dollar book deal.