While businesses are folding and homes are being foreclosed on, there is one thing we can be thankful for amid this economic crisis. GREAT SEX and more of it! Are you surprised that while the economy is the crapper your sex life is soaring? Well you shouldn't be. What else is there to do when you don't have any money? It costs nothing, besides the cost of condoms, to get naked and bump uglies. Not to mention all the stress relief and euphoric triggers having sex releases.

An average day in the American life now consists of getting up at the crack of dawn, if you still have a job, checking out the Stock Market crawler on CNN while you get ready for work. You can already look forward to losing money because by the time you get home at the end of the day the market will be down 500 points, or so. You sit in rush hour traffic and curse the fact that you bought the gas guzzling car you're currently sitting in. You walk into the office and take a seat in your cubicle where you try to be incognito, and kissing all the "Higher Ups" back sides trying to keep from receiving an inevitable pink slip. At 6pm you head home to a desk full of past due bills that you don't have the money to pay because your mortgage rate has sky rocketed. With so much to be depressed about, it's no wonder more and more people are turning to sex to bring them down off that ledge.

Record high unemployment rates are the main cause of this rise in Americans' libidos. With nothing to do but scour Careerbuilder and Monster for jobs in a jobless market the best way to elevate the tension is sex. Not just sex but great sex and more of it. How? All the free times you have on your hands now allows you to do away with the totally unproductive "quicky." Save some money on your electric bill and turn down the lights, light a few candles, recycle your old lingerie, put on your old Marvin Gaye cd and enjoy the extra time to make sweet sweet love, and do it right. There's no need to rush off to work, or hurry up so you can get a good nights rest before the big meeting. So slow down and try new things, hell even do it more than once, or just get down right wild and crazy. Start here to make the worst fiscal year of your life the best sex year of your life.

So, take a break from lying around in bed eating ice cream, only getting up to put on your slippers and shuffle out to the mailbox looking for your unemployment check. You and your unemployed spouse should take turns rolling over on top of one another and doing the deed.