I don't care how hard Brody Jenner tries to make Bromance sound straight. It's totally GAY! Dude, it's okay that you like other dudes, just come out of the closet. I mean if I had been rejected by Lauren Conrad, or as I like to lovingly call her, LoCo from The Hills, I'd turn totally gay, too. I've seen the commercials. A hot tub full of guys drinking out of red cups? You're not fooling anybody. You just got yourself all the ingredients for a Brorgy.

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