So, according to the good people over at E! news, Michael Jackson has officially lost it. I know, I know he never really had "it" but what I'm referring to is his Peter Pan inspired Neverland Ranch. All I can say is "Hallelujah, Amen, Thank you Jesus!" I bet being ranch-less will make it a lot harder for his pedophiliac ass to molest little boys. It's like being an ice cream man without having a truck. Kind of makes it damn near impossible to lure the little kids. Let's hope, with his Peter Pan fantasy laid to rest, that we don't hear anything else from "The King of Pop." Ms. Sassy has spoken! *Three snaps in a "Z" formation*