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Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Call It Quits

November20
Yes, you read the title right. Benji Madden finally figured out that his main squeeze was a major ho. What else do you call someone who's had intercourse with Rick Solomon? Oh, and remember all the up-skirt crotch shots her and her BFF Britney Spears had plastered on the internet? All I can say is, "Benji, what the hell where you thinking?" Just because you have a twin doesn't mean you have to date best friends and have a double wedding, which let's face it that's where the situation was headed. How they lasted 7 months I'll never know but he should count himself lucky that he got out now, before Paris ended up with herpees. Plus, think of all the money he'll save by not having to buy her an obscenely expensive Christmas present. Not to mention that the paps will stay out of his business and he can go back to being referred to as "Who?" or "Nicole Richie's boyfriend's twin brother." With the holidays coming up, if he starts to miss Paris he should go down to Sunset and grab himself a blond, beak-nosed $50 hooker. It'll be just like old times. For more deets on the split check out the vid below, courtesy of E!


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