Good, Lawd (an over exaggerated version of Lord) Jennifer Lopez can't keep a husband to save her life! It seems that the divine Mrs. Lopez and her overbearing hubby, Marc Anthony are headed to splitsville. Click here to check out the deets of their rocky marriage.

Now, it may seem like I derive great pleasure from the disintegration of peoples lives but that is only half true. I only sometimes enjoy the disintegration of peoples lives. Mostly when they're over-hyped celebrities who are in no way a triple threat. They're barely even a single threat.

What I don't understand is why those two got married in the first place. Let's take a minute to look at the situation rationally, shall we. Why would you marry someone who has more than two divorces under their belt before they make it to you. That doesn't really speak highly of their sense of commitment now does it? NO!

What do I advise J-lo and Marc to do? Get unmarried and then stay that way! Between them they've already had four marriages and I haven't even had one. And I'm a way better hell of a catch than J-lo. Sure, my butt is on a much smaller scale of ba-donk-a-donk-iousness, but I still have it going on and I don't even need to employ an entourage.