So I you haven't heard the former Mrs. Pitt is opening up to Vogue magazine about her sad pathetic super wonderful life. I mean of course it's super and wonderful, why would she want to still be married to Brad Pitt when she can be gettin' it on with super hot and hunky, but not nearly quite as hot and hunky Brad Pitt, John Mayer? Her career is totally in the toilet and the once golden girl of NBC's "Must See TV" lineup is now a washed up has been that no one quite feels sorry for anymore but rather prays they don't turn into. Poor, poor Jennifer Aniston. Check out what she had to say to the good people of Vogue.

Jennifer on Sex and the City: "I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man," Aniston says. "It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it."

That's great Jenn. But shouldn't you practice what you preach? I mean jumping from man to man in an endless attempt to one up Brad and Angie...it seems to me you'd fit right in to the story line.

Jennifer on her love life as portrayed in the tabloids: "This whole 'Poor lonely Jen' thing, this idea that I'm so unlucky in love?," she says. "I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love...I'm right where I'm supposed to be."

Hmm, you could have fooled the hell out of me. I'm not one to buy all the crap that's printed in the tabloids, but if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...Well, you know the rest.

So, what does Ms. Sassy have to say about Jenn's fallen status from rising star to Hollywood has-been? I think Jenn could make a comeback if she stopped talking about Brad and Angelina. Her incessant referral to the two is what's making her look so pitiful. They're all happy and trying to single handedly repopulate the Earth and she's still trying to convince everyone that they had an "amicable split." When you're husband leaves you for a smokin' hottie that's not an amicable divorce. Get a clue biyatch! Take John and go live happily ever after quietly and maybe you'll be able to restore some of the dignity and self respect you seem to be lacking.