Poor Jennifer Aniston...another failed relationship. Everyone's former favorite friend has officially called it quits with her boy toy, John Mayer. The "I don't know what genre of music he plays exactly" crooner will probably take to his blog once he starts crying. What's the reason for Jenn and John's breakup? Pick something. It could have been his bad jokes that drove her away, or his inability to stop having diarrhea of the mouth and blabbing to the paps about his love life. Maybe John got tired of the smell of desperation emanating off of Jenn, or maybe it was her incessant dissing of Angelina Jolie. Who knows! Th point is, they're done. Which means that John Mayer is back on the market!

I'll take you John Mayer, you and your sultry voice and smokin' hot guitar playin' hands. I love bad jokes, just ask my ex-boyfriend...