Happy Monday! I hope you all had a fantabulously sassy weekend. I have to say that mine was pretty good. I got plenty of shut eye and saw some great comedians at the HaHa Cafe in NoHo with my BF. It was good times all around. The weekend left me feeling relaxed and ready to dispense my two cents. I hope it left you all ready to read it. Of course, I have to start things off with Tara Reid's trip to rehab! Come on, tell me you couldn't stop laughing your butt off when you heard about this. I know I couldn't. The "tied with Shannon Elizabeth for skankiest American Pie franchise" starlet checked herself into rehab Sunday morning. OK, so it's Monday and maybe for the first time in a long time Tara Reid isn't drunk. Yay, rehab is working already. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing funny about alcoholism, unless the alcoholic is a super funny fun drunk, otherwise it's just tragic, but I totally smell a staged story. Tara can't possibly have any money left. The last thing she did was that clothing line, and I'm pretty sure she spent her profits from that to end up with botched plastic surgery. I guess all that's left to say is good luck and enjoy the ensuing media storm that will follow your release and impending public scrutiny about whether or not you're staying sober, which will eventually lead to you relapsing.