The Fugster Fergster and her pretty boy fiance, Josh Duhamel, finally tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday. According to The Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton, the two had many a celebrity in tow, including the newest celeb parents Rebecca Romaijn and her husband, Jerry O' what his name, Mario Lopez, and Kate Hudson, to name a few.

While I have loved Josh Duhamel since his days as Leo on All My Children, I can't say I feel the same way about Fergie. She looks a hot mess half the time and she sooo has "meth face." Don't get me wrong, I'm all for girlfriend pulling herself up by her bootstraps, but damn girl. You can't afford to get corrective cosmetic procedures done so it doesn't look like your pot marked face is melting off?! I say this marriage will last until Josh's receding hairline becomes too prominent. I predict their inevitable break will go something like this.

Damn it Josh, why can't you just get plugs or use the Rogain I buy you?!

Because Stacey, no amount of Rogain is going to save this!

I married you because you were so hot that you made me look hot. If you don't do something about your hair you're just going to look average. And then how will I convince everyone that I'm not a no talent having hag? The only thing I had going for me were YOUR looks! And now those are gone. *stumbles to car*

Baby wait. Where are you going?

To get a fix baldy. This marriage is over.

He'll hit the road and she'll go on a bender and we'll never here from them again until they recapture their 15 minutes by doing season 20 of Dancing With The Stars.

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