Yeah, that’s right…I said it. How else do you explain these off the wall names they keep coming up with for their kids? If you don’t want your little bundle of joy to be a stripper or the punching bag for every kid on the playground then don’t give them crazy names like Rumor or Coco. Yes, I know Coco Chanel is an icon but that’s about the only person in the world whom that name worked for. If your child is not going to follow in the footsteps of the clothes maven then there’s really no other option besides stripper, Courtney Cox Arquette. Seriously, I know we all secretly want be these people but do not saddle your children with names like Puma or Miller Lyte, Matthew McConaughy’s little brother. Life is not a Disney movie, Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson-Wentz, so don't name your kid Mowgli. Although Ariel is OK.

So let's recap, shall we? Unique names are fine. Names that subject your child to a life time of torture, inevitably leading to a low self esteem, culminating in self deprecating behavior? Not OK!

*As a side not, you should also avoid naming your child Britney or Jamie Lynn.