Hey sassies!
We're one week into the new year and I am already driving myself crazy. So crazy that I'm leaving the big city, Los Angeles, behind for a few weeks and heading back to my adopted hometown of Dallas, TX. That's right, I'm going back to the land of Tex-Mex, big trucks, southern hospitality, and cowboys! Since last weeks Sassy Sex Position was inspired by the "Lone Star State," I figure I'll keep it going.

This weeks Sassy Sex Position is called the Side-Rider. I'm pretty sure that I rode a ride called that at a carnival I went to when I was little...Ah, good times. Oh wait, maybe that was side winder. Well, whatever. It was side something, and anyway that's not the point. The point is that this side riding position reminds me of riding a bucking bronco, side saddle. Yee-Haw, ya'll! Saddle up and hop on top of your guy. Essentially, the Side-Rider is the same position as the Reverse Cowgirl but with two slight variations.

Variation One: Mount your guy sideways, i.e. he lies north to south and you face east or west, whichever way allows for him to see your "good side."

Variation Two: Instead of kneeling you'll sit, kind of, on your partner with your feet firmly planted in front of you.

While this position is bound to take a lot more out of you, it also offers your significant other another view your body during sex, which is always a good thing. Sassy sex is good, monotonous sex is bad. Remember that, and also remember not to buck to hard. You don' want to sprain anything.

Good morning, all! (Or afternoon, depending where you are). It's that time of the week again. Time for the sauciest sassiest most bestest time of the week; it's time to unveil this weeks Sassy Sex Position! This weeks position pays homage to cowgirls, and is called the Reverse Cowgirl.

What prompted my choosing this sassy saddle riding position? Well, my boyfriend, or as I loving call him "the giant," is noticeably taller than me, hovering a good foot taller. I have to stand on my tippy toes just to plant a kiss on him. Needless to say some positions can get a little awkward because of our height difference. However, with the Reverse Cowgirl you can buck all up and down his bronco without any problems.

He lies on his back and you mount him, facing his feet. That's right, no face to face here, so you can have super hot sex while looking like an absolute train wreck. Although, if you have really bad back acne, this might not work for you. Staring at your red pimply back = NOT SEXY! He gets to lie back and watch you ride him from a different view. There's nothing quite like watching a girls bum go up and down and round and round on a guys fun stick. Hell, if you're feeling really daring, why not throw on some assless chaps and a Stetson hat. And don't forget to yell "Yee-Haw" when you climax.

Click here to check out this move. Happy riding!

Happy New Year, everyone!

During my daily perusing of my fave blogs, I stumbled a cross this little gem, courtesy of Advice Goddess. Check out this essay composed by Dennis Prager, below.

Dennis Prager is often an annoying and irrational blowhard, but he's right about this -- smart women put out for their husbands and boyfriends. (And vice-versa -- but men and women are different, and he illustrates one difference here, in how not putting out is viewed by a man.) An excerpt from his essay, "When A Woman Isn't In The Mood, Part I":

It is an axiom of contemporary marital life that if a wife is not in the mood, she need not have sex with her husband. Here are some arguments why a woman who loves her husband might want to rethink this axiom.

First, women need to recognize how a man understands a wife's refusal to have sex with him...

Click here to continue reading.

Hey, all!

So it's about that time. The countdown to the New Year has begun. What better way to ring in the New Year than by showing your guy your not a lazy, albeit good, lay. Put forth some effort in the sack with this naughty position. And here's to wishing you a very sassy and sex filled New Year!

Try Threading the Needle. You and your guy will have to reverse roles for this one, which is kind of the point. He gets to lie back and take it. I'm not going to lie, this position is hard as hell to describe getting into but it's actually really easy and boasts a good time. Essentially, he lies on his back with his knees pulled into his chest and parts his legs just enough to fit you between them. Then, he relaxes while you do all the "strokin." The best part about this position is that you'll look nice and lean putting this move on him. So, after you and your man get home from your long night of ringing in the New Year, hit the hay and start Threading the Needle, click the link to check out the pics!

Hey, hey, hey, it's Friday! That means it's time to get your freak on. Friday night, Saturday morning, and all day Sunday, feel free to burn up the sheets with this weeks sassy sex position. Although, this move doesn't require either one of you to be on your back or under the covers, so...feel free to wrinkle your duvet. This weeks position, Edge of Heaven, is brought to you courtesy of the fine Brits at Good To Know. What makes this position sassy enough to make the cut? Well, for starters, it won't end with the bed linens left all over the floor. That way you don't have to lose your high when your lazy ass BF leaves you to remake the bed after he, primarily tears it apart. As for difficulty level, this pose is pretty easy to get into. Your guy sits on the edge of the bed, feet planted on the floor. You shimmy onto his lap and voila! You're well on your way to an orgasm packed weekend.

Sassy Sex lovers, it's time for this weeks sassy sex position. This week our position comes courtesy of the sex hounds at Cosmopolitan.com. This weekend, while your man as sitting at his desk paying the bills, just before he pulls his hear out and throws the laptop to the ground, try out this sassy position called Desk Detail.

It's a great way to let off some steam, and according to Cosmo's sex fiends writers, it's super hot too. Click here to check out all the saucy deets on how to put this sassy position to good use.

Happy love makin'

I love to laugh. So, when I came across this sassy position I had to dub it Sassy Sex Position of The Week! Do I think this position is feasible? Hells to da naw! But do I think it's funny ass hell to watch the animation? Hells to da yeah! Seriously, click here to get an eye full of this Twisted Doggy Style position, and get ready to laugh your sassy ass off. If you are feeling adventurous, give it a go. And feel free to leave me a comment or shoot me an email to let me know of your experience.

Have a Sassy Weekend ;)

Hey kiddies. It's that time, again. Yes, it's time to reveal the Sassy Sex Position of The Week. I have once again referenced one of my fave sites to bring you another smokin' hot position, the Inverted Jockey. It sounds scarier than it actually is. To get into the position, the receiver lies on their back and the giver mounts his/her partner, resting on his/her arms. The best thing about this position is the position, itself. It's ideal for lazy lovers. I suggest giving it a go at the end of a long Saturday. You've been running errands all day, you and your SO maybe hit the town that evening, you had a long work week, so all you want to do is go to get it on, without exerting too much energy, and pass out. This is the perfect position for that. And as an added bonus, you can count on achieving the big O, hell possibly even multiple ones.

Enjoy the ride, or being ridden ;)

Woo Hoo! It's Friday, which means you made it through the week. What better way to celebrate then by planning a weekend romp between the sheets with your favorite guy or girl? Friday is also the unveiling of the Sassy Sex Position of the Week! This weekend try out the Scissors position. I know It's kind of basic, but the reason I'm sharing it is because I've never seen the Scissor position used by a heterosexual couple. In every lesbian porn I've ever watched I have seen them put this sexual position to work, and I have to say it looks super hot, but never have I seen a penis and a vagina come into contact via this pose. Check the video re-enactment of this super steamy sexual position. And of course, check out Sassy Sex next Friday to see what position makes the pick.

Ms. Sassy,
My GF is great. This is probably the best relationship I've ever had. She's sexy and sweet and funny and the sex is amazing. The only problem is that sometimes when we're having sex she suddenly gets really dry. I mean everything always starts out good. She gets really wet and then she's drier than the Sahara. WTH? It doesn't happen often but it's probably happened about 4 times over the past two years. Am I doing something wrong? Why can't she stay wet?
-Chaffed Penis

Chaffed Penis,
Uh...have you ever heard of lube? It is stuff specially formulated to keeps things nice and moist down there so you can have as much sex as you want and you can remain chaff free. As for what you're doing wrong, well...IDK, probably nothing. This is like the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction. No matter how aroused you are sometimes your head is just somewhere else, which is probably the case with your GF. Then again, it could just be that sometimes you need to spend a little more time in the foreplay stage. Just know that you're totally overreacting. Like I said, it's all about the lube in those instances. So, keep a tube in the nightstand. There, problem solved. Now go forth and fornicate!